John BishopDon't get me wrong - he's quite good, and very personable, and of course it's the BLACK SUIT - just like the TV Ad footballers eh?
But he's not THAT good.
Now he's 'now' - (if you see what I mean), the whole roller-coaster will start running and he'll be on every damned quiz, chat, and 'panel of funny people' type program you could possibly mistakenly surf onto.
And why? Because Michael Mcintyre might seem a bit POSH for New Britain's tastes? A bit Fae ? And Mcintyre talks properly doesn't he? We just cannot have all this blasted TALKING PROPERLY! It's simply no good - how the hell are we NOT going to seem like a bunch of grabbing toff-loving, Conservative-lovers unless we get a few Scouses out there eh? Gotta be REPRESENTATIVE see? Plunder this UK vein of rich and varied cultural differences, TV, radio announcers - get em all on!
I wouldn't mind - BUT I CAN'T BLOODY WELL UNDERSTAND HALF OF 'EM!