We recently sold a life-sized inflatable version of the QE2 (reckoning her final voyage would be the best time to attempt this).
(Here's a picture of our toy in a puddle next to the ornament in the garden.)
So ...... trawling (ha?) the ebay site became a rare and beautiful past-time for a couple of evenings.
If I landed upon 12 different ebayer offerings (and I didn't, I read about 20) you can be certain 9 of them (and there weren't, it was around 17) included truly horrendous spelling mistakes. Ok, ok - who cares? But these were ordinary, everyday, four and five letter words.